The Beer Summit – White Version
"Thank goodness you're here officer! Some white guy just broke into my neighbors house!"
"I'll check it out right away Ms"
"Hey Bill I think I hear some knocking on the door"
"Please! You're just trying to distract me! Not gonna work, take your beating like a man"
"No really Bill I think I hear someth-"
"Alright motherf*ckers, I'm gonna need to see some ID"
"Officer, there must be some terrible mistake! This is my home"
"English motherf*cker do you speak it? Show me your ID"
"Here it is officer"
"What the f*ck is that? That ain't no ID"
"Please! I have friends, they can sort all this out I promise"
"The only friend you're about to make is my foot up your ass. Now get in the trunk"
"I believe Mr. Gates acted stupidly"
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